March 2012
2 posts
WatchROFL
Watchsunelton:
dead
haha mad cute
February 2012
46 posts
Reblog if you laugh like this
thatfunnyblog:
http://thatfunnyblog.tumblr.com/
LOL
Watchbrittanychangg:
A little late but did this during the retreat.. LOL
failure. but LOL
“I had to stop chasing personal glory. I had to learn how to give my best effort...”
– Jeremy Lin (via justinfocusfoto)
parents: why did you-
me: because yolo
“Trying to explain your thoughts can sometimes be as difficult as trying to...”
– Unknown (via millionen)
When Monsters Inc 2 comes out in November.
Little kids waiting in line:
‘Mommy I wanna be the first one to go in’
Me:
‘I’ve waiting 11 god damn years for this, I will be going in first’
When some Try-hard at school shows off
ROFL at gif. i am done
Me: God can I ask you a question?
God: Sure
Me: Promise you won't get mad
God: I promise
Me: Why did you let so much stuff happen to me today?
God: What do you mean?
Me: Well, I woke up late,
God: Yes
Me: My car took forever to start,
God: Okay
Me: at lunch they made my sandwich wrong & I had to wait,
God: Huummmm...
Me: On the way home, my phone went DEAD, just as I picked up a call.....
God: All right
Me: And on top of it all off, when I got home ~I just want to soak my feet in my new foot massager & relax. BUT it wouldn't work!!! Nothing went right today! Why did you do that?
God: Let me see, the Death Angel was at your bed this morning & I had to send one of the other angels to battle him for your life. I let you sleep through that.
Me (humbled): OH
GOD: I didn't let your car start because there was a drunk driver on your route that would have hit you if you were on the road.
Me (ashamed).........
God: The first person who made your sandwich today was sick & I didn't want you to catch what they have, I knew you couldn't afford to miss work.
Me (embarrassed): Ok
God: Your phone went dead bcuz the person that was calling was going to give false witness about what you said on that call, I didn't even let you talk to them so you would be covered.
Me (softly): I see God
God: Oh and that foot massager, it had a shortage that was going to throw out all of the power in your house tonight. I didn't think you wanted to be in the dark.
Me: I'm sorry God
God: Don't be sorry, just learn to trust me.....in all things, the good & the bad.
Me: I will trust you
God: And don't doubt that my plan for your day is always better than your plan.
Me: I won't God. And let me just tell you God, thank you for everything today.
God: You're welcome child. It was just another day being your God and I love looking after my children......
God knows what he does.
January 2012
71 posts
